I am alive, and that is the best that I can do.

serious:

if you are chilly, here take my sweater
your head is aching, I’ll make it better
‘cause I love the way you call me baby
and you take me the way I am

partybarackisinthehousetonight:
“ i finally found the best youtube comment
”

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

i finally found the best youtube comment

thewindowofthesummerhouse:
“tony fitzpatrick
”

thewindowofthesummerhouse:

tony fitzpatrick

itsjustemcee:
“ fauxboy:
“ starshinethecat1:
“ xxgoldie12xx:
“ the-winchesters-in-221b:
“ 2ollux-2hip2-2tuff:
“ davespritedave:
“ hoechlolly:
“ tehwhovianhufflepuff:
“ imagine-tenthousand:
“ mockinggrass:
“ Go big or go home
”
So I tried to recreate...

itsjustemcee:

fauxboy:

starshinethecat1:

xxgoldie12xx:

the-winchesters-in-221b:

2ollux-2hip2-2tuff:

davespritedave:

hoechlolly:

tehwhovianhufflepuff:

imagine-tenthousand:

mockinggrass:

Go big or go home 

So I tried to recreate this, because I knew the responses would be different, and consequently realized that it’s either extremely old or faked, as Cleverbot auto-capitalizes and auto-punctuates your sentences for you if you do not. Oh well.

In light of that fact, here’s my go at cybersexing Cleverbot.

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So I decided to try it

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alrighty, let’s go one more step

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i’M ACTUALLY CRYING.

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THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY

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Story of my life

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that’s a first.

I LAUGHED HARDER THEN I HOULD HAVE AND I WAS IN PUBLIC

I wasn’t gonna reblog this but I lost it at the last one

“rips apart your skeleton” I’m crying

ibsexual:
“ kikuai:
“ Riceball somehow managed to sneak in and take a nap.
”
a dog named Riceball is probably the best dog
”

ibsexual:

kikuai:

Riceball somehow managed to sneak in and take a nap.

a dog named Riceball is probably the best dog